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May 20th, 2006 (10:24 pm)
distressed

current mood: distressed

goddess i feel like crying right now. i just got into the stupidest fight with thomas on the phone and my bangs are too short and i don't have pretty cleavage like lindsay and my mother and i don't get along at all...i know this is all so stupid but ever since the moment i got up this morning all i've wanted to do is cry until there's nothing left.

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Posted by: TWNTY1GRAMS (twnty1grams)
Posted at: May 21st, 2006 07:42 am (UTC)

1. Thomas = ewww
2. Short bangs = we can see your pretty eyes
3. Lindsay's cleavage = optical illusion
4. Mothers = put on earth to piss us off!
5. crying = good therapy

OMAR LOVES YOU!!!

Posted by: danicahawk (danicahawk)
Posted at: May 21st, 2006 03:21 pm (UTC)

lol ^.^ thanks hun. always nice to know

Posted by: hollywoodskank (hollywoodskank)
Posted at: May 21st, 2006 04:35 pm (UTC)

Lindsay's cleavage = NOT AN OPTICAL ILLUSION, you whore!
Still not as good as Melissa's, though.
And better than yours, ass-hat douche-fuck.

Posted by: TWNTY1GRAMS (twnty1grams)
Posted at: May 21st, 2006 04:46 pm (UTC)

I was going to retract my statement, but after the lovely colloquial pairing of words made by the other party, I feel it is not necessary. I had hoped that she was in a better place in her life as to refrain from such displays of bad mental health, obviously I was not correct. Her statement is clearly a cry for help, so let us all help her.

THE ASS-HAT DOUCHE-FUCK

Posted by: hollywoodskank (hollywoodskank)
Posted at: May 21st, 2006 04:50 pm (UTC)
sexy legs

I'm not even going to gratify that exploitation of my excellent moral character with a response, except for...


I'LL SWASTIKA ALL UP ON YOUR ASS-HAT-DOUCHE-FUCK!

Posted by: danicahawk (danicahawk)
Posted at: May 21st, 2006 11:35 pm (UTC)

lol, oo! i got good bras like you. so definitely have major boobage in these couple of shirts i got yesterday. ^.^

Posted by: lady_shriannan (lady_shriannan)
Posted at: May 21st, 2006 12:42 pm (UTC)

Oh dear... *hugs* I'm sorry. I'm sure you will make up with Thomas. Only one more year of having to deal with deine Mutter everyday. *pets* You have lovley breasts, I know.

Posted by: danicahawk (danicahawk)
Posted at: May 21st, 2006 03:23 pm (UTC)

danke. and we did make up later, sometime around 12 or 1 in the morning -.-#

Posted by: hollywoodskank (hollywoodskank)
Posted at: May 21st, 2006 04:37 pm (UTC)
One day I'll fly away

Darling,
I love you so much, don't worry. Your bangs are a vital part of the "noodles of softness," and I love your boobs. I could see quite a lot of them on Friday, and they are damn awesome. So don't worry. Samantha and Charlotte love you. Maybe if you name yours...

Feel better, you sexy beast you.

PS: Your mom IS a fox. In her Maureen jacket...

Posted by: danicahawk (danicahawk)
Posted at: May 21st, 2006 11:36 pm (UTC)

lol. you'll have to help me name them. that should make everything better.

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Posted by: danicahawk (danicahawk)
Posted at: May 21st, 2006 11:37 pm (UTC)

you two make me smile ^.^ *hug*

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